humor-n-shit-blog:

Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

lynaixgia:

I VALUE my alone time. Like I deadass love my peace and quiet

bitterfuckinglesbian:

me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was

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mjwatson:

jenna marbles is the most underrated popular youtuber…. that doesn’t make sense but you get it

idk her videos are so pure and just meant for laughs and so straight to the point. she doesn’t give a shit if you click on her videos or not. no click bait and deceiving thumbnails. shit is straight up like ‘my dog smells soap’ and you know what? i’m going to fucking click it.

ironmanstan:

bljnders:

ironmanstan:

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

Thor

oh

jvedi:

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

so-doggone-funny:
“now there’s a twist
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so-doggone-funny:

now there’s a twist